Cheats Pizza How to save money on Takeaway!

How do I make a Pizza on a budget that looks amazing?

Simply you can buy a really basic pizza (Buy Cheese and Tomato if you like Cheese or Peperami version if you like less cheese) for 65p from Aldi or Lidl stores.

Then buy a pack of Chorizo slices and a jar of olives some oregano and a few tomatoes. Then dress it up as shown and bake as normal. Your friends will NEVER KNOW! And the extras you buy tomatoes etc will last for many of these pizzas. You can freeze the rest of the chorizo slices and everybody has tomatoes in their fridge!

Additional toppings on a basic 65p peperami pizza!

Have fun and Yum! Yum!


What is Project Blue Beam? (SOLVED)

What is Project Blue Beam (SOLVED)

I love a conspiracy theory me. And the big one after Flat earth and ‘Plandemics’ is ‘Project Blue Beam’.

The simple answer is it is a false flag event created to fool humanity into believing there is an alien invasion. This then forces humanity under one controlling ‘entity’ to fight back. When this is over or exposed as a grand hoax either way there is no going back. In the same way recent pandemic events make life before very different to life now and that happened in only a few months!

Project Blue Beam is supposed to be in 5 phases. Continue reading…


WINDOWS DEFENDER SettingsModifier:Win32/HostsFileHijack HOSTS WARNING (SOLVED)

WINDOWS DEFENDER SettingsModifier:Win32/HostsFileHijack HOSTS WARNING

Since the end of July 2020, Windows 10 users have had alerts from Windows Defender =detecting modified HOSTS files as a ‘SettingsModifier:Win32/HostsFileHijack’ threat.

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Not Registered on Network Error (Solved) Smarty Network

OK so you have Smarty and go to use your phone and get

Not Registered on Network Error

Then you panic now there are a series of issues you can go through not least log into your Smarty account and make sure your phone has not reset any network issues take out the sim rebed it put it back in and ensure you follow the set up guide for a new sim in the control panel of your account. Sometimes sim cards can become unseated if you are rough with your phone! Continue reading…


Lloyds Bank Log in Error message (SOLVED).

Lloyds Bank Sorry, we’ve had to log you off Error Problem Fix

OK so you log into your bank Lloyds (Bank of Scotland Group) and you get a blank page with a message on it saying this…

Sorry, we’ve had to log you off [Error: 1007 ID: 18.bfce7a5c.1594211465.xxxxxxx additional numbers] or similar.

You try again same message! You then panic or wonder what has happened.  3 solutions. 2 below and the third is call them of course! 🙂

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